|^2SaNe|'s sarcastic ideals

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Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak said he has yet to decide on a RM5 million allocation for flood mitigation projects in Rejang Park that he had offered Sibu voters Saturday night.

Apparently, the Sibu voters have decided on your offer before you did.

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MCA Youth chief Wee Ka Siong today blamed Malay-rights NGO Perkasa for the Chinese community's decision to reject Barisan Nasional during recent by-elections.

Oh my MCA, did you realise that after the by-election or after the lovely opening speech by Perkasa?